August 24, 2015
Feast of Aurea of Ostia

BIRTHDAYS
Kenny Baker 1934
Stephen Fry 1957
Marlee Matlin 1965

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

*08/05/15 Great Piano Composers of the Classical Era: UK.
*08/05/15 All About History Book of the Battle of Britain: The story behind World War II’s epic air battle. UK.
08/05/15 Gilbert & Gaillard International: Wine. France.
08/01/15 Re-Bel: UK.
*07/30/15 New Type of Imprint: Conversations on Creativity and a Collection of Circles. UK.
07/30/15 Flow Coloring Book: Coloring is a form of happiness. Netherlands.

THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

Americans are 27 times more likely to be killed by a cow that a shark.
— September Harper’s

Starting in 1969, Elvis Presley performed 857 consecutive sold-out performances in Las Vegas.
— Elvis volume 2

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
As always, 100% T.R.U.E.! (Trumped-up, Reliably Unreliable & Ersatz)

MOTHMAN CONSIDERS HIMSELF MORE OF A BUTTERFLYMAN

ALL HECK BREAKS LOOSE WHEN VET ACCIDENTALLY GIVES DOG A CAT SCAN

MARY WORTH NO LONGER BELIEVED IN

DARING RESCUE! TOM CRUISE MAKES STAIRS OUT OF DRAWERS, CLIMBS UP, GET COOKIES!

DONALD T. RUMP ALSO CONSIDERING PRESIDENTIAL RUN

 
Weekly Words of Wisdom

As long as you have a cupcake you have the world.

Fictitious Customer of the Week 

Emil N. DeHaff